http://motleyplayersiii.com The Sound of Tragic Comedy Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:59:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Motley Talk is a comedy show by the Motley Players Three. We discuss a variety of topics including the art of improv, stagecraft, our spin on current events and culture, and of course making fun of each other. Check us out at www.MotleyPlayersIII.com Motley Players III no Motley Players III mpiii@motleyplayersiii.com mpiii@motleyplayersiii.com (Motley Players III) Motley Players III The Sound of Tragic Comedy - MPIII Improv Comedy, Improv, Improvisational, Humor, Motley Players Three http://www.motleyplayersiii.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/rss_pc1.png http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/category/tweets/ http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2010/mpiii-tweets-2010-01-10/ http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2010/mpiii-tweets-2010-01-10/#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:56:00 +0000 MPIII http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2010/mpiii-tweets-2010-01-10/

"Never upset someone who drives a van with no windows." mp3 qod (d) #

"you smell like marker." mpiii qod (d) #

RT @dallascomedy: Free Jam at 9pm tonight! Don't worry, we have heat. And we bring it too. Snuggle with DCH #

put in your request now for the Jan 15th show! http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2009/mpiii-shows-upcoming-shows/ #

"Counterfeit Viagra: what a let down". – MPIII quote of the day. #

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"Jngl Blls, Jngl Blls, Jngl ll th wy…" – sad when you cant buy enough vowels. [D] #

"Remember kids, if you leave Santa a doobie and a shot of whiskey, he will raid your kitchen and knock up your sister." – [d] #

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Breaking tiger news! – mp3 is the latest tiger woods' mistresses. Tmz may send offers any time. – d #

This is the kind of stuff the internet was made for! http://www.inbflat.net/ #

[R] Noticing how big the kitten is getting. More than a handful now. That must make her at least a D cup. #

[R] Didn't I hear McDonalds lost money last quarter? Bad time to chose not to sell me a McRib everyday, just sayin' #

You know something is wrong when it is snowing up. – dp #

"Ancient Canadian proverb."- MPIII qod (d) #

Um what? Meeting Ramble: Had a 45 min conversation with someone and I am not sure what they were talking about. – d #

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[R] The future of investing is in the cottage industry. Does anyone want to help me build cottages? #

Mayo or mustard? – Enjoy the mocking: MPIII podcast #6 is up! http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2009/mpiii-podcast-006/ #

Mayo or mustard? – Enjoy the mocking: MPIII podcast #6 is up! http://bit.ly/15P3jx #

one of these days I will get this twitter to facebook thing working right. #

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"Pointing out to an idiot they are wrong is one thing, making it rhyme is being excessive" ~ MPIII QOD [D] #

[R] Women, like fine wine, get better with age. Provided of course you keep them locked in the cellar. #

[R] If you are headed to TRF, Thomas Wood the Pyro Juggler is auditioning this wknd over on the Falconry Stage. Go… http://bit.ly/4s1JpO #

Obsessive compulsive holiday caroler "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells…" ~ D #

"He said no, don't touch my donkey" -mpiii qod. #

"Oversold flight" – One of the sardines has to catch the next can. – (d) #

"Can I have a razor?" (said by a man). "Are you going to use it on your face?" … "Um….yeah?????" ~ MPIII QOD by Dave #

"Hair is not really that big on my thing" – (discussion on rogaine) – MPIII quote of the day (Dave). #

[r] ok, paranthetical question, (is there such a thing?)… #

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[r] to "Be lions roaring through the forests of knowledge" is really terrible advice. Lions don't live in forests! #

[r] never let it be said that the internet is not a fount of untapped, raw talent. http://digs.by/a3A #

MPIII at Ozona's Bar/Grill on Wednesday. See us and two other acts for only $5! Go to http://www.dallascomedyhouse.com for info. See you there! #

The Motley Players Three are on the lineup tonight at Ozona. $5 cover, $2 beers and lotsa improv! Be nice to have a bunch of friends there! #

A big thanks to everyone who braved the rain and came to Ozonas! Start making plans to come see us the Friday… http://bit.ly/2PpOZV #

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just testing some stuff here. cross your fingers. #

again with the testing…yes I know, it never ends. #

well…hmmm #

hmm i say #

[r] sorry for the testing last night. trying to get twitter to update our FB status. works the other way but that's near pointless for me. #

We still have seats available for our show on Friday! Hit up the website at http://www.motleyplayersiii.com for ticket… http://bit.ly/PdJRF #

MPIII heading out to DCH to check out local improv! Only $5 Bucks! Get tickets and info at http://www.dallascomedyhouse.com Support DFW Comedy! #

Someone once said "Humor is relative." They had no idea. ~ MPIII #

[r] thinking about vat grown meat and wondering, what will be the Beef equivalent of Krab? Beaf? Maybe Beeph. Or how about Meef? #

. @rootblossom @pandorasylph [R] FYI it is win a date with Beavis night. Although that might not be such a great selling point. #

Awesome show tonight, thanks to all our fans who made it out! See you on 10/21 and 11/27! – dp #

We had a great show Friday, and big thanks to everyone who made it! Let us know what you think! … http://bit.ly/bxu70 #

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MPIII for Science! Check out the latest rambling about: the gas-mask bra! http://bit.ly/3nmLxc #

A *HUGE* Happy Birthday to Monty Pythons Flying Circus! Oct 5 was the 40th anniv of its first TV episode. They were truly revolutionary. #

"Somali pirates mistake French navy vessel for commercial ship" – How do you say 'Doh!' in Somaili?. ~ MPIII #

"Sometimes you have sceneis interruptis as part of scene based improv" – new term, in conversation about cutting scenes…or not. ~ MPIII #

[R] I'm supposed to do more mp3 tweets because I'm the funny one. We're so doomed. #

See the last MPIII show? Didn’t and want to read about it? Let us know at http://bit.ly/UEmaL #

“You guys are GREAT! I laughed so hard I pee’d my pants!” – Quote on website about our first show. Is that an endorsement? #

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Hey gang, only about 20 seats left for our show on the 26th! Tickets online at http://www.motleyplayersiii.com. Info on Oct. shows coming soon. #

Our show tonight is almost sold out! Closing online ticket sales shortly. Tickets available for the October 16th show later today! #

MPIII Podcast Five released! Check it out at: http://bit.ly/2Yspcq Let us know what you think! #

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Support local talent: RT @dallascomedy: Level 1 improv Showcase tonight at 8pm! Come see fresh talent!! #

For our shows this weekend, if you have any suggestions you want to send us for our games, tweet us back! (professions, styles, etc.) #

Made a short faq for questions about our shows: http://bit.ly/TELd1 #

Carrier Pidgeon faster than ADSL. http://tinyurl.com/n6uzse I think a Swallow laden with coconuts would be faster then my service provider. #

"Better late than the wrong state " travel quote of the date. #

The Motley Players Three show is 30mins from opening! #

Show tonight was a total BLAST! Everyone had a great time, thanks to all the fans who made it! Next show is sept 26th, see you there! MPIII #

[R] Hello Chicken. So we meet again. I boiled your kid and had him for breakfast. You, I think I’ll fry in oil. Muahahahaha! #lamevillains #

Great dialog “Dude, you’re spam!” “What, cheap meat?” “Naa, just byproducts…” – MPIII Interchange of the day. #

The MPIII economic stimulus plan – two for one tickets to our show on Sept 12th! On sale now at http://www.motleyplayersiii.com…so go get them! #

“You know that show, wife swap? Well, sure its kind of interesting, but totally not what I was expecting”. ~ MPIII Quote of the Day. #

“God has sent you here as a preview of Hell” – MPIII QoD #

QoD “I would rather be in your circle than on your list” – EC #

“Congrats on finding a pic that doesn’t make you look like an ax murderer.” – Said to Dave – MPIII Quote of the Day. #

[R] Brian (quoting LaoTzu): A good travel has no destination and is not intent on ariving, Dave: That’s called “Vagrancy” #

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