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Collection of Motley Players Three Twitter posts.
MPIII Tweets 2010-01-10
"Never upset someone who drives a van with no windows." mp3 qod (d) #
"you smell like marker." mpiii qod (d) #
RT @dallascomedy: Free Jam at 9pm tonight! Don't worry, we have heat. And we bring it too. Snuggle with DCH #
put in your request now for the Jan 15th show! http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2009/mpiii-shows-upcoming-shows/ #
"Counterfeit Viagra: what a [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-12-27
"Jngl Blls, Jngl Blls, Jngl ll th wy…" – sad when you cant buy enough vowels. [D] #
"Remember kids, if you leave Santa a doobie and a shot of whiskey, he will raid your kitchen and knock up your sister." – [d] #
MPIII Tweets 2009-12-20
Breaking tiger news! – mp3 is the latest tiger woods' mistresses. Tmz may send offers any time. – d #
This is the kind of stuff the internet was made for! http://www.inbflat.net/ #
[R] Noticing how big the kitten is getting. More than a handful now. That must make her at least a D cup. #
[R] [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-11-22
[R] The future of investing is in the cottage industry. Does anyone want to help me build cottages? #
Mayo or mustard? – Enjoy the mocking: MPIII podcast #6 is up! http://motleyplayersiii.com/wp/2009/mpiii-podcast-006/ #
Mayo or mustard? – Enjoy the mocking: MPIII podcast #6 is up! http://bit.ly/15P3jx #
one of these days I will get this twitter to facebook [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-11-15
"Pointing out to an idiot they are wrong is one thing, making it rhyme is being excessive" ~ MPIII QOD [D] #
[R] Women, like fine wine, get better with age. Provided of course you keep them locked in the cellar. #
[R] If you are headed to TRF, Thomas Wood the Pyro Juggler is auditioning this [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-10-25
[r] to "Be lions roaring through the forests of knowledge" is really terrible advice. Lions don't live in forests! #
[r] never let it be said that the internet is not a fount of untapped, raw talent. http://digs.by/a3A #
MPIII at Ozona's Bar/Grill on Wednesday. See us and two other acts for only $5! Go to http://www.dallascomedyhouse.com [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-10-18
just testing some stuff here. cross your fingers. #
again with the testing…yes I know, it never ends. #
well…hmmm #
hmm i say #
[r] sorry for the testing last night. trying to get twitter to update our FB status. works the other way but that's near pointless for me. #
We still have seats available for our show [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-10-11
MPIII for Science! Check out the latest rambling about: the gas-mask bra! http://bit.ly/3nmLxc #
A *HUGE* Happy Birthday to Monty Pythons Flying Circus! Oct 5 was the 40th anniv of its first TV episode. They were truly revolutionary. #
"Somali pirates mistake French navy vessel for commercial ship" – How do you say 'Doh!' in Somaili?. [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-09-27
Hey gang, only about 20 seats left for our show on the 26th! Tickets online at http://www.motleyplayersiii.com. Info on Oct. shows coming soon. #
Our show tonight is almost sold out! Closing online ticket sales shortly. Tickets available for the October 16th show later today! #
MPIII Podcast Five released! Check it out at: http://bit.ly/2Yspcq [...]
MPIII Tweets 2009-09-13
Support local talent: RT @dallascomedy: Level 1 improv Showcase tonight at 8pm! Come see fresh talent!! #
For our shows this weekend, if you have any suggestions you want to send us for our games, tweet us back! (professions, styles, etc.) #
Made a short faq for questions about our shows: http://bit.ly/TELd1 #
Carrier Pidgeon faster than ADSL. [...]
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