Words, words…

OK gang, so at our last show I promised to take all those unused words stuck on the board and post them. Now, obviously, I can’t give people credit for them, but I can comment on them. On average we use 10 – 20 words, so when you look at this picture you will realize just how many words we get and how many go unused. We appreciate them all…some more than others. The following, in no particular order, are those words left over from our September show.

Handsome – seriously? You’ve seen us, right?

Poop! – Yes. They actually included the exclamation point

Mediocre – Ok, pretty funny Kurt. Now take your ball and go home

Quinceanera – That’s Spanish…I’m from south Texas. Can;t fool me!

Musician – THAT would be Rob. If you saw the show, you KNOW its not Dave. The boy has no rhythm.

Dreams – The Motley Players had those at one time…a LONG time ago

Watermelon – No thank you. Got sick off it one summer and have never recovered.

Glitter – I have no idea how that glitter got here. Really.

Goldfish – Thanks for the reminder. I need to feed the fish.

Stuborn  – Well, kudos for this…you spelled it right the first time. (stubborn)

Malignant – Thanks for the concern. Dave came thru the operation just fine. Still cant find his hair tho.

Rio – Another Spanish word! Means cheese, right?

PB&J – We asked for a single word but I do like the sandwich.

Penguin – The politically correct term is “nun”

Porcupine – We had a plethora of animals at this show

Accidental – We haven’t had one of those in our beds in a LONG time. But…we are getting older now

Whoopie – It’s OK to yell this at our shows.

Watch out for water balloon – *sigh*…one word. ONE! Besides, balloons aren’t until the Spring

Crablegs – Technically I think that’s supposed to be two words. But I do think they are tasty.

Shihtuzu – I think this is supposed to be Shih Tzu. No relation to Lao Tzu.

Gnostic – Yes Doug, you ARE all knowing, (and we love you)

Jeter – Whoever wrote this, you leave my cousin outta this!

Monkey Dog – Yet another animal. Or two, as it were. There is no inter species fraternization.

Troll – This one was just mean. Just because we live under a bridge doesn’t make us trolls.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidotious – Disney is serving you papers for copyright infringement.

Baked potato – With everything, please.

Suspenders – Were my pants that baggy that you thought I needed them?

Zeke (with a heart AND a smiley made from two exclamation points) – For the right amount of money I’ll text you his address…and phone number…and license plate number…and where he works…

Thanks for ALL the suggestions! That’s all for now, guys, but stay tuned for more info, updates and random pieces of useless information that the Motley Players have come to be known for!