You’ve been playing the lottery for years. Dollar after dollar. A boring Wednesday night and you walk into the local gas station for your Yoohoo and Twinkies…you get to the counter and pay. You look over and there is the Lotto machine…beckoning to you. You figure, what the hell and plop down that $1. The next morning you casually go about your day and sometime around noon you remember your lotto ticket and check it online. WOW!!! OMG!!! GTFO!!! YOU WON!!!!!!!!!
Now what? Ok, so you buy that multi million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills, the high end sports car of your dreams, the yacht, the private jet and some arm candy. Just when you think “what else is there, I have everything”….there comes….GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER!
Thats right, you heard it, glow in the dark. Those creative, kooky, wacky Brits have been up to it again! Now, that middle of the night bathroom excursion will be ever so much more delightful with the help (and glow) of the glowing roll by the toilet. Not just fun either, as those of you that have been told you couldnt find it with both hands in the dark now dont have to worry…the soft glow will help you manage to hit the target with ease. (so to speak)
I know some of you are sitting there in utter disbelief, but click HERE for the link to the site. They are quoted as saying, “Perfect for power cuts, this groovy glowing loo roll means that if you don’t want to wake anyone up in your household by turning on the light, it’ll cast its green glow over your bathroom, so you can find your way around. Also – it’s Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll! Just when you thought everything that could be invented, has been, we can still surprise you!”
Before you go rushing off to order yourself a case, they ARE out of stock at this time. (I guess there was a big rush?) But have no fear…I’m sure they will be restocked in no time at all. I mean, how long does the roll actually have to sit at the nuclear waste site before its ready to sell? For those of you worried about having something toxic…”down there”, I’m SURE its been tested and has been deemed COMPLETELY safe for use on humans. I mean, those British guys aren’t still sore about that whole separation from England thing, are they?
In any case, when you order be sure to tell them MPIII sent ya!
Beavis…I say Beavis, because I know this can only have been Beavis…why?
Where do you FIND this stuff?
Are these the kind of connections you form in the improv/comedy/theater business? Does Dave know know a friend of someone who frequents the stage of Four Day Weekend, whose high school drama teacher’s star student’s agent has a cousin who knows mad engineers in the UK?
Can you introduce me?
I am never unwowed at this site.
(insert evil laugh here)
I have my ways. I just find things…things that make me wanna share with the rest of the world…and I do.
Enjoy!
I can imagine walking back to bed with my butt crack illuminated by a stray piece of this wonderful invention stuck; or better yet, the illuminated line going down the hall as Granny has it stuck on her foot. How about the cat playing with the roll and having an apparent glowing cabbage screaming at you?