4 responses to “Crime of Fashion”

  1. Julia Burford

    When I worked overnight at Wal-Mart, a lady came in who seemed to be testing to see if “No shirt, no shoes, no service” meant that ALL you had to wear were a shirt and shoes. That’s all she had. Nope, not even undies. The t-shirt that she was wearing was just barely long enough, but I wouldn’t have noticed if she hadn’t kept looking around sheepishly and pulling the hem down to make sure her butt was covered.

    And then there was the… no. Nevermind. Whole different story.

  2. Dave


    Ok, now thats funny…well, more funny ‘uh-oh’ rather than funny ‘ha-ha’.

    Yeah, we have seen some fairly scary things at wally world, and that just makes this quote even more bizarre.

    Of course, the best would be if we made beavis run to the store in on of his costumes from Romeo and Juliet….in juliet of course.

    For those that do not know, beavis makes a really ugly woman…but we are all ok with that!

    ~ Dpak

  3. Heyman

    Beavis is truly an ugly woman. But I can’t get the mental image out of my mind of what a Dressed Up WalMart Woman (DUWW) must look like. The acronym seems to say what I’m thinking – DUWW???

    Beavis would be Miss Universe next to her I’m afraid.

    1. Dave

      Beavis as miss universe?

      Man, I hate to think what universe that would be!!!!

      ~ Dave

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